my blog only looks classy because im not

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

rasta-doe:

cas-wants-the-dean:

humbley0urselves:

jess531:

cas-wants-the-dean:

i am overlooking the beach, i see all of the people laying in the sand, barely clothed. they want the d i say snickering to myself. i shall give them the d. their bodies  become warm and they begin to sweat. i give them more of the d and they remove the little swim wear they have on. mmm… dat vitamin d. i am the sun.

What did i just read

what is this

you heard me motherfucker

yahoo spent too much on this website 

pizzaforpresident:

theonewithswag:          .                                                   ‘

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkdad:

buttermilkqueen:

this is my castle u cant come in

im respecting your privacy by knocking on the door to your castle but asserting my fatherly authority by coming in anyway 

god fucking damn it dad

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

sexhaver:

if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

pizzaforpresident:

thoughtsfromiago:

Finally unfollowed pizzaforpresident. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

#pizzaforpresident #personal #long time coming #annoying douchenozzle

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh